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The fun of growing old together - this is not fleeting

True story - I heard it just this morning:      A woman was helping her husband get ready for a doctor's appointment. The lady is in perfect health, while her husband is recovering from quadruple by-pass surgery. He's also hard of hearing. Their names have been changed for their own good.      When it was time for him to go, Mrs. Smith asked Mr. Smith did he have everything he needed. Yes, he replied, he had everything.      "Did you get your keys from the bathroom counter?" she asked.      "Dagnabit, no!" he replied.      "That's ok, I'll get them for you. You just wait right here."      She went to the bathroom to fetch his keys for him. But the keys weren't there.      "Baby, your keys are not on the bathroom counter.  I can't find them."      "Well, I don't have them in my mouth!"      "Why would you put your keys in your mouth, baby?"      "Keys? I need my teeth!"